Build a visually spectacular but useless single-page website: “Banana Ripeness Exchange,” a fake high-finance trading terminal for bananas.

Blank Linux project.
Implementation constraints:
- Create a static site with no backend.
- Prefer one self-contained index.html with embedded CSS and JS.
- No npm/build step/dependencies unless truly necessary.
- Use procedural CSS/JS/SVG/canvas, not external assets.
- Make it responsive for desktop and mobile.
- Make edits directly; do not ask follow-up questions.

Design direction:
- Bold, premium, hilarious “Bloomberg terminal for bananas.”
- Dark high-contrast trading floor aesthetic with banana-yellow, acid green, red loss states, and crisp panels.
- Include animated candlestick chart for ripeness futures.
- Include fake ticker tape with banana symbols like BANA, PEEL, SPOT, MUSH, CHIQ.
- Include KPI cards: Peel Volatility, Bruise Index, Potassium Yield, Ripeness Momentum, Institutional Monkey Flow.
- Include fake order book, market news, analyst upgrades/downgrades, and a large “Ripeness Risk Gauge.”
- Include useless interactions: buy/sell buttons, time range tabs, market panic button, banana maturity slider, and fake alerts.
- Interactions should update numbers/charts visually but have no real purpose.
- Add polished motion: scrolling ticker, pulsing alerts, animated chart, subtle grid/glow, hover states, number flicker.
- Keep text funny but concise.

Token workflow:
- Use rtk for noisy inspection commands.
- Do not dump full generated code in chat.
- Use only minimal terminal/browser output.

Acceptance:
- Opening index.html shows a complete polished responsive fake trading dashboard.
- No console errors.
- Works without internet.
- Final response <=6 lines: file(s), how to open, verification.
- Do not run a server to verify output or use git